|
VISION STATEMENT |
|
NO PANE, NO
GAIN* |
| 1. We will maintain a clear transparent
management structure. |
| 2 We will welcome
contributions - our "Open Window Policy" |
| 3. We will not include cracks in the
window - "Humour Policy" |
| 4. We will put articles in the
window but will keep them short - "Our Condensation Policy" |
| 5. We will develop a complaints
procedure - to be called " So you think you've been framed
" |
| 6. Crisis Management Policy - we
will stay calm and will not get steamed up. |
| 7. We will need contributions from
our visitors - otherwise it's curtains. |
| 8. We will do our best to do tell
the truth - "No Whitewash Policy" |
| 9. We will not throw stones -
"Glass Houses Residents Policy" |
| 10 We will have both
defamation insurance and indemnity cover.- " Double Glazing
Policy" |
| 11 No
Pain, No Gain *
with
acknowledgements to Terry Byron who thought of this one. |
| STOP THIS
STATEMENT |
| This Vision Statement is getting very
silly and will offend those organisations that take things
seriously. |